It ends in '-o-rama!', so you know it's good

In a world kayak, you are a brave competitor in the greatest, most ridiculously dangerous televised event of all time. Treacherous terrain, vicious wildlife, deadly traps, and heavy artilery is all that floats between you, and a new car!

This was actually my senior project in high school. It took a lot of hours yet it's still nowhere close to being done. I might finish it someday.

But when it's done it'll be

"The best game ever!!!"

and

"Five and a half stars"

and probably also

"I kind-of approve of this"

* later, maybe